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Related Images:Cleaning up is always never fun!
So I’ve been giving some thought to a problem I’ve been having during the last few trips to the coveted hole of muddy mudness. Cleaning up!
With this fancy zentai suit, I’m able to really get into the spirit of sloshing and grinding and rolling around in the mud, feeling less skittish about sticking my arms in and getting my hands really dirty. The suit allows the bulk of the mud to remain outside, and I’m usually able to get by with a quick wipe and dry off before putting my normal clothes back on and leaving.
Even so, I find I’m spending too much time in the nude, wet and cold, trying to mop up gobs of mud goo so I don’t cover all my clean stuff with mud. So I’m just gonna talk through this and see if I can find some solutions. Continue reading
Related Images:Is there such thing as a private public website?
I’m torn between making this site visible in my profiles on other sites I sign up to. Sure I use a fake name and all that, but that shit can be traced to this blog. For sites like FetLife, EroProfile, UMD, etc it’s not really such a problem because I know my target audience isn’t going to show up at my random mud pit some day and shoot me with a 12-guage.
However, I do sometimes put this site’s address in my profiles on other sites, like Facebook and a few miscellaneous forums I frequent. This could become a problem because some of these sites are kinda local, and while I’m pretty careful not to publish my location here, there’s always the possibility of someone finding this site and putting two-and-two together. That’s a big concern.
Nevertheless, I usually just suck up my paranoia, realize that there’s maybe 5 legitimate visits to this place in any given month, and simply hope noone shows up at my door accusing me of getting myself off on their property. LOL!
Having said that, I always appreciate reblogs and pingbacks and that kinda stuff. If there’s someone out there who actually reads and it interested in anything I’m babbling about here, by all means say Hi. And feel free to hook me up with your hot younger sister in return for like a case of beer or the location of my favourite smushy muddy oasis. (OK yeah this is all just for fun, guys. I’m not actually hitting on you sister! 🙂 )
Related Images:OK, that was *remarkably* gooey
Yups. Another mud hole trip. It seems that the soupy goo I made last trip really did something useful. Some of the surface water has evaporated off the top and there’s this gorgeous mushy mud goo under it now. That was a lot of funsies. And not a lot of work is required to get it ready for use. I only used a small section of the mush, and saved the primo goo for my next trip, which I’m planning in a few days when the nights get warm again (Last night’s 10°C is a bit chilly, although just barely warm enough to avoid nasty shivering)…
A truck had been through the pit a few times. The section I used earlier this summer got chewed up a bit and is showing signs of being a bit mushy again. It’s quite deep there, but it’s also the ‘highest’ spot in the pond so it dries up first. I’m actually tempted to dig out a spot nearby and fill it nice and deep and maybe even cover it to keep the moisture right. The banks around the pond are a bit high and the trucks don’t seem to invade a small section off to the side of the pit, so maybe I have an idea there, even if it’s a bit of work to get started.
Oh yeah. I’m trying to get some photos so I can change up my UMD profile a bit. This first attempt failed pretty hardcore. I think the words I used at the time were ‘blurry, grainy, pear-shaped’ something or other. It’s pretty clear that the dinky little point & shoot camera I have is not going to cut it in the dead of night. So I have the option of going earlier when it’s daylight and risk being found out, or bring the expensive DSLR and try it. I might be able to work something out yet before the end of the year.
But ya know it feels weird to me putting this kinda photo on a profile page for some reason. I know noone will recognize me thanks to the zentai suit, but… yeah… I’m not exactly modelling work material here. I don’t know why I’m even bothering. But I’ll probably do it anyway.
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OMG it’s wet!
Wow. Yesterday it rained. And rained. And rained! Heavy rains, steady rains, light rains, all over the course of the day. So I know I was just at the mud pit the other day, and there wasn’t a lot of water there to use… But what about today? I was just at the mud hole recently, and I don’t know if it’s such a good idea to go again so soon…
But I went. To the mud hole. And it is flooded all over again. Completely flooded, with several inches of fresh precipitation right around the fun part of the pit that I’ve been using the last few trips. And part of that part is a good foot deeper than the surrounding area. Oh this is absolute bliss! I mushed around and mushed around and spent hours digging at the bottom of the ‘pond’ and making the entire section back into a soupy muddy mess. I got almost 2 feet deep of absolutely soupy mud that got really thick and gooey and sticky the more I mixed it up.
I couldn’t get rid of about 2″ of surface water, no matter how much mud I made. But right under that it was really soft and smooth and just an absolute pleasure to roll around and play in and I could’ve stayed there all day except the ‘inside’ mud was too soggy to really do what it’s supposed to. I also lost my last bottle of shower gel, but that’s OK because I can get more pretty cheap 🙂
I didn’t get out of the bush until almost 5 in the morning, but again, no visitors, no interruptions, not a single nearby ATV to interrupt my fun. I’m so going to go back to this pit again in a few days and hopefully there’s just a little bit less water. Oh hey in other news, I went and wrapped my little digicam in plastic and I’m hoping to be able to use it to take some pictures. Hopefully its flash doesn’t alert the neighbours (which I’ve learned are a little closer than I originally thought, but I’m pretty certain they can’t hear the occasionally squelchy noises I make)…
Oh yeah and I apparently scored the first hole in my lovely zentai suit. There’s one in each foot, both near the toes. I will look and see if there some kind of sock that I can put over it and not lose said socks in the sticky mud. I’ll keep y’all posted!
The nights are expected to get really warm again in a few days, so we’ll see if my extremely generous karma is enough to get me by for a few more trips!
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WTF is this guy doing?
Another week, another trip to the mud hole. It seems to be a pretty good spot, really. I’ve been there a number of times this year and no sign of any interference. No unwanted visitors (animal or human)! It seems even the trucks haven’t returned!
So when I arrived on-site this time, I was pretty surprised to find that someone had driven through the spot I’d used last time. But they didn’t drive the length of the pit, and instead stopped right at the spot I got off in last time! That was somewhat uncomfortable, but it was already 11pm so I stuck it out and hoped they didn’t make a big deal of it.
Things are pretty dry still, but there was some rain so the tire ruts from the truck were full of water, and it was enough to smush some of the ‘bank’ into the rut, and I ended up with a pretty good sized spot to play in.
I worry a bit now about the possibility of someone having installed a nature cam somewhere nearby. This could be a real problem since I tend to go in normally and get changed on-site. Not to mention the cleanup phase involves some full nudity! Nevertheless, if I’m gonna get caught, I’m gonna get caught. My car is a pretty easy target, too. There aren’t very many exactly like mine in the area and there are some ‘features’ of the body that may stand out (ie, that rust spot looks like this)… But, I’m here now and it’s gonna happen!
Earlier in the day I’d bought a couple of cheap bottles of shower gel. Once I prepared my spot, I dumped an entire bottle of gel onto the area and mushed around some more. This added a really slippery kinda feel to it, but without making the mud any less sticky, which ended up feeling ridiculously nice both inside and outside the suit. Definitely going for another round of this! I also wonder what other kinds of fun WAM I can make with this…
- Shampoo: Pro: It a bit cheaper for much larger bottles. Con: Washes out easier than shower gel.
- Shaving foam: Pro: Great consistency and feeling. Con: Any contact with water completely wrecks the foam.
- Motor oil: Con: Not good for my clothes. Pro? Keeps my engine running well.
- Baby oil: Pro: Very slippery, probably best in thicker mud. Con: Expensive
- Foods: Pro: Lots of fun, varying consistencies. Pro: Will likely contaminate the pit and attract bears.
Any other suggestions? I don’t want to attract unwanted wildlife or make the pit unusable forever.
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Laundry!
I’m so lucky to have laundry facilities at home. A nice front loading washer and dryer… After an initial rinse to get as much of the larger mud particles off as possible, I am able to throw my funsuit into the washer, run it through a ‘quick wash’ cycle with extra rinse, and throw it in the dryer to dry and knock off any residual particles. It works great! A second load gets the rest of the stuff I used the night before, and in 2 hours I’m ready to hit the pit again!
So what’s the problem? Well. The machines are in the neighbour’s apartment, which means I need to big them to use it all the time. They don’t give me any trouble, but it probably looks odd that I’m going out all night and then doing laundry the next day. heh.
But what can I do, right? Laundromats are expensive, considering I’m doing two really small loads… But I will stick with the current freebie setup and hope the neighbours aren’t paying attention. LOL!
Related Images:Oh look, a mushy spot!
I went back (again) to the truck hole. It’s pretty dry looking still but I did remember to bring a water jug with me this time. I spent a good hour or so flooding a spot with some water from a big puddle down the trail. This mud doesn’t take too much stomping around to reach a nice consistency, so I save some steps there at least, LOL.
Once I got down in it I realized there’s a mushy spot that looked dry on the surface but was actually quite saturated still. I dumped the last jug of water in it anyway, and smushed it around a little. it wasn’t as deep as the normal spot, but it was most certainly sufficient! 🙂
I have to be careful of rocks under the mud. There are some pretty sharp rocks and my knees got a bit dented, but it’s nothing that won’t heal, so I’ll just keep an eye out.
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This creek looks like fun
While out and about looking for mud holes, I came across a lonely dirt road with few houses on it. Nearby to one of the houses, I found this nice looking spot.
There is a place to park nearby and at 1 in the morning I don’t think anyone’s gonna be chasing me down, as long as I’m quiet about it. It’s a pretty shallow little spot on the creek and I don’t see a lot of rock. 🙂 When I check maps, I find this creek is one offshoot of a larger creek. There are several of these offshoots running parallel to each other. By the look of the banks at this spot I see some decent looking mud potential!
Related Images:So for the next outing…
Yeah I think it’s soon time to get away for a day or two. Being summer and all that stuff, it would be really nice to go find a secluded little pond to set up a camera at and take some nice photos and maybe take a little ‘swim’ if you know what I mean 🙂
Washing a zentai suit out by hand takes a little bit of time, but it’s well worth it to get as much fine mud matter as possible out of the suit so it doesn’t get all hard and lose elasticity. It’s happily drying out in the other room while I try to decide where I can find some nice mud within an hour or two drive.
I see lots of these little ponds around but a lot of them seem to have become overgrown. Holes used by play trucks are some of the best because of the occasional stirring up of the gooey sediments. I still haven’t found a quarry site with a nice looking settling pond… Well, really I’ve found quite a few of them. The gubbermint even has maps and data pointing out, say, abandoned stone mines and such. I really need to make sure I avoid anything that is still active because the risk of being monitored it too high, even when ‘disguised’ in a full body suit.
Lakes and year-round ponds are out because of they are usually frequently used as outhouses for the local wildlife. First off, I don’t want to disturb them, and secondly, there’s a definite risk of catching some sort of infection or stray nematode or some unhealthy deal. And the smell is a bit of a turnoff. Some mud smells really nice and some just smells awful. Avoid the awful.
Or as a parting thought, a nice fresh field of silt to roll around in for a while.
