Author Archives: Squishbob Mudpants

About Squishbob Mudpants

Horny for mud and mushy WAM things. Enjoyer of tight clothing and sexy cosplay.

Coming along

I took a quick trip to the truck hole. Since last year I was a bit late to that particular show, I figured I’d try to visit earlier this year. Apparently, it’s a bit too early yet… I have to say, it sure looks better than it did last time I visited… I just need… Read More »

Gearing up!

Well finally, the weather forecast is telling me to get out of this damned apartment and get out into nature a little bit. It feels like it’s been years since I’ve spent a day in the bush! I have to admit I feel a bit lazy this spring, since I’ve spent most of the winter… Read More »

So many tiny bags of sand!

Well this ‘spring’ is certainly soggy. Everything’s flooded and surrounded with tiny bags of sand. Sandbags give me sore joints. I suppose this flooding is to be expected, although we’re having noticeably more ‘major’ floods. It’s definitely time to stop building houses in areas known to be susceptible to high water! I hope this year’s… Read More »

Uhm, how do I wear pants, again?

There’s this time of year when I spend my free time planning out the coming mud season. From wandering around Google Maps, to deciding what gear I want/need, and even spending time blabbering on about it! 🙂 Typically, I wear spandex shorts (yes, I’m still using the same pair I was in 2014!) under a… Read More »

Keepin busy

We’re fully spring, after a seemingly endless winter! There is still much snow to melt, but recent rain is helping that along. I’m hoping for a way better mud season this year and so, while I wait, I’m going to blow some time on a new theme. So, while I’m doing this, things might be… Read More »

Fuck Tumblr

I’m removing Tumblr from the ‘Stalk Me’ menu… I have a blog there, and it’s here… But I don’t plan to post anything there. Since they took the grown-up stuff away, it’s not the same experience it once was. Everything is censored… I can’t change my profile pic or banner… Ads point to fake news… Read More »

Hmmm

Some weird stuff is happening. I don’t like this winter stuff. Related Images:

A late summer adventure

I have been out in the bush again! 🙂 I was hoping this time to be able to get into the marsh but there is still too much fuckin’ water covering the crazy awesome mud I found at the end of the 2017 mud season… The hole I’ve been playing in for the last few… Read More »

Specializing in laziness

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve made plans to go out, and then changed my mind at the last minute out of pure laziness. I did, however, get around to mudding up my new suit.  Sorry again for not taking any photos. I decided I wanted to keep my backpack clean and dry… Read More »

Camera Gear

I try to snap a few photos when I’m out and about, and in many cases I don’t put them online… The main reason for this has to do with the tiny little lightweight digital camera I carry around with me. I have found it very difficult to capture nice clear photos with this little… Read More »